Strange Theory: I Think Arab Guys Like Women With Big Asses

So your first question to ME has got to be; Dave, how did you come up with this theory? And yes, I DO have an answer, and yes it IS kind of scientific. And by “scientific” I don’t mean I came up with the theory and then went around collecting data. What I mean is, scientific in the sense that I have some evidence-now I’ll be the first to admit it’s WEIRD evidence. But it is evidence and I stand by it. Here’s what happened; about 2 or 3 weeks ago I wrote an innocent piece about a big ass donut I found here in Chicago. Not a ground breaking story, but it WAS a big donut. Now, as a guy with a blog who likes to make sure that SOMEbody is reading the blog I have statistics that I check every once in a while. And when I checked the stats on that donut piece I noticed I was getting a few visits from people who were already on the site and just stumbled on that article, but almost ALL of my traffic from search engines like Google were from people searching for the words “bigass” and “big ass.”  (By the way if YOU are looking for a site that focuses on women who have a BIG ASS, check this out.) AND on top of that most of the people were from Middle Eastern countries AND once they found the article they would then use my blogs translation tool to translate it to Arabic OR they would find me from the Google Arab language edition. Have a look at the evidence…

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All that is from 2 days ago! What a lot of people aren’t really aware of is how pervasive the Muslim religion is on the continent of Africa. And of course in the modern world Africans, like everybody else, are spread out all over the world. Many of them go to Arabic speaking countries. So maybe. Just MAYBE there are some African brothers in these Middle Eastern countries staying TRUE to the Black man’s love of big nice ASS. Could it be that our love of chunky asses is actually internal? I mean do we ALL like girls with big asses? I had a friend once (Black guy like me) but he was about 5 years younger, and I was on one side of thirty and he was on the other. He used to tell me how me he LOVED “petite” women and “slim” women and “hot skinny chicks.” And I used to tell him that once he got just a little bit older things were gonna change. He was gonna want a little more ass! I was like you, “I used to like bite sized women. But as I got older I realized I wanted more woman. I mean with all things being equal if they ALL give you the same size headache, shouldn’t you at least get more woman for your effort?” Now, that’s MY strange take on the issue, but pound for pound Black men are big ass fans-whatever the reason.

Ok my blog did have anomalies. One is pretty straight forward. I had a visitor from Japan, but I was curious about WHAT exactly he was looking for, and the results were kinda funny.

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Next up was this visitor from France. Now, I think it’s pretty widely known that many Arab people speak French as well as actually live there. So even though this one’s from France, I have to think…

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And finally, never let it be said that I’m not looking out for people. In case you actually ARE looking for some big round assed women. I have provided a couple of YouTube big ass videos of PG rated women showing you their fat asses! The first one is entitled Arab Dance with big ass . But in a VERY selfish move they disabled the embed function, so you’ll have to follow that link. But here is video number 2, and it’s essentially “big black ass .”

By the way its a MONTH later and now I’ve got HUNDREDS of these little stat things. All day EVERY day, same countries. It. Is. Amazing. I don’t know what’s going on over there, but “ass” is a BIG deal.

And now it’s FOUR YEARS later, 2012, and Arab people still come here every day, all day long looking for big asses! Check out some recent searches.

You would THINK people in Iraq and Afghanistan are busy enough but I’ve gotten tons of people from there over the years.

One Time Only I’ll Mention Tiger Woods Since it’s Black History Month

So why the one time only deal? Well he doesn’t want to be associated with us. So like a woman with a restraining order we, as a people, try to respect the law and keep our 50 feet distance from him too. Tiger has said he’s a man of the world of multi-ethnic heritage and a label like “African American” is too confining. Well as a Black guy named Rosenthal  (that’s me) who’s seeing a woman with almost the EXACT combination or Black, Asian and European as Tiger I supposed the 2 of us could also say the African American title is “too limiting” for us too. Oh, but there is one difference, we’re not rich and famous. So, mostly everyday when we go walking around people just call us “Black.” C’est la Vie!

Here’s how he put it

CHICAGO (AP) – When Tiger Woods was asked in school to check one box that best described his background, he couldn’t settle on one. Perhaps that’s because there wasn’t a box for ”Cablinasian.”

That’s the word that best describes his background, a blend of Caucasian, black, Indian and Asian, the 21-year-old golf star said on ”The Oprah Winfrey Show.”

Woods said it bothers him when people call him an African-American.

”It does,” he said Monday during the taping in Chicago. ”Growing up, I came up with this name. I’m a ‘Cablinasian.”’ Woods’ race has often been an issue in a game played predominantly by whites. It was brought to the forefront again when Fuzzy Zoeller referred to him as ”that little boy” and urged him not to put fried chicken or collard greens on the menu of the Champions Dinner next year at Augusta National.

Woods is one-fourth black, one-fourth Thai, one-fourth Chinese, one-eighth white and one-eighth American Indian.

So there you go! Hey, make no mistake about it; in a few years I AM going to be rich too, and guess what? I’m not gonna be Black either . I don’t think I’ll invent a whole new word, but it’s gonna be awesome! Now, listen Tiger IS telling the truth. He hasn’t had to live as a Black person. He’s been super talented since he was a kid, so he got famous pretty early in life. But MOST Black people who do become rich and famous did have to spend at least some years as a “Black” person before they got famous. Of course once you’re famous then you don’t have to be Black anymore.; For example Oprah, Denzel, Mariah Carey etc., (2009 EDIT-keep in mind I wrote this piece, in Chicago, WAY before the rest of the country really knew who Obama was, but a few months later I did write a piece about “Blackness” where I look at Tiger, Obama and the rapper 50 Cents).

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So WHY am I talking about Tiger at all? I mean, it’s actually NOT to talk about his lack of “Blackness.” You know me, I could give a rat’s ass wether he’s “one of us” or not, but I couldn’t write this piece and pretend like the race isssue didn’t exist. No, today it’s all about how well he’s been playing. Apparently his current level of play is blowing all kinds of (White) people’s mind and he’s doing something super special in the golf world. The photo will link you to the AOL story about his golf skill. But from what I read it’s a miracle of golf. Eh. That’s the sound of me giving a “who knew” shrug. Anyway “brother,” congrats.